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  1. Kiss that cute boy at the party, but push him away as soon as he puts his hand up your skirt
  2. Smoke a cigarette for the first time, and make it your last
  3. Don’t straighten your hair for a week, see how many compliments you get
  4. Blast your favourite song even when your mum has told you off for playing it too loudly. Enjoy those 3 minutes of pure happiness before she pulls the plug out.
  5. Say yes to going out, you’ll have something to tell your grandchildren about
  6. Paint a sun on a rainy day, then stick it to the window
  7. Eat the cupcake, you have better things to worry about than those 300 calories
  8. Do yoga and meditate as often as possible
  9. Stand up for yourself. Someone called you a slut? Someone said you are ugly? Someone said your art work was boring and dull? That is your cue to fucking stand up for yourself and make them speechless
  10. Don’t respond to a group of males whistling at you. You’re a human being, not a fucking dog
  11. Leave your headphones at home, see how much you are missing out on because you’re always lost in your own thoughts
  12. Carry hand sanitizer and bandaids in your purse
  13. Wear sexy underwear, loads of leather, a fur coat, heels and purple lipstick. Do it for yourself, not for the hot guy next door.
  14. If you’re having a bad day, cry, scream, punch a pillow, throw stuff around. Then you pick up the mess, including yourself and get back up.
  15. Smile, be polite and get on peoples good sides for starters
  16. Stop waiting for your crush, stop dressing up for the bar man that serves you a free drink or staying extra hours at work for your boss. Stop impressing these dickheads and start impressing yourself.
  17. Laugh until you cry, and when the girl sitting next to you in class tells you to shut up, laugh even louder.
  18. Do whatever feels right in the moment, laugh, cringe and regret it later. Repeat.
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kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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timelordangel:

we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or anything really and when you find out somebody’s big plot twist you know you’re in this friendship for the long run

(via wrap-yourself-in-daffodils)

crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

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panicjpg:

when you hear the intro to welcome to the black paradeimage

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